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NBA PRE-SEASON RANKINGS #30-24: THE CELLAR-DWELLERS


By Dawson Oler


Hard for me to believe that the NBA season is back upon us. With the amount of interaction teams and players have in today’s media, it seems that every year there are more and more storylines to keep track of and keep us interested at the start of the season. How will the Cavaliers be with a fully healthy roster and seemingly intense chemistry? Will Steph Curry repeat as MVP, or will James Harden or Anthony Davis swipe his crown? How will Durant be after his injury-riddled 2015 season, and will this be his last year in OKC? Are the Spurs really going to be a top NBA threat again? Can the Miami Heat stay healthy and make a run at the Eastern Conference?

These are all questions we will not be tackling this week in the slightest as we take on the bottom teams of the NBA. These are the teams that have slim chances to make the playoffs in this season, even in the East. Instead of focusing on each team’s best and worst case scenario, instead I will give you the reason why these teams should be your new favorite team coming into the upcoming season. We’re going to find the silver linings in each of these team’s smelly garbage piles of a roster.




     30- Philadelphia 76ers


In year three of Sam Hinkie’s notorious “process” to acquire talent, things aren’t looking good for Philadelphia. I’m not the first to predict Philadelphia to be the worst team in the league coming into the season, but a little known fact is that they have yet to finish as the league’s worst team. If we follow their statistical approach, I’m likely going to be wrong putting them as last.
But have you seen their roster? It’s hard for anyone to predict the 76ers to have much of an impact this season. I will always admire their dedication to this process. Philadelphia is committed to purging itself of mediocrity in order to find the best talent they can and build towards the future. Don’t count on that being the 2015-2016 season.
Why They Should Be Your New Favorite Team: Jahlil Okafor is poised to be the best rookie in the NBA this year, and mixing his offensive skill with Nerlens Noel’s defensive prowess will make for a compelling duo. Nik Stauskas will also have a much better season now that he has left the black hole that is the Sacramento Kings..

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29- Denver Nuggets


If you’re also tired of the argument that the NBA features the same good teams year after year, point them to the Denver Nuggets as an example of how quickly things can change. Remember in 2013 when they traded a plethora of young talent for Andre Iguodala and were suddenly a top 3 team in the crowded Western Conference? Well, after Curry had his breakout performance in the first round that season, nothing has gone right for Denver. After reports of players skipping shootarounds and two Ty Lawson DUIs later, they’re looking like one of the worst teams in the league.
Question marks abound about Danilo Gallinari’s health, rookie Emmanuel Mudiay’s readiness to start against NBA point guards, and how long Mike Malone will put up with Kenneth Farried’s idea of defense, but the Nuggets do have the most potential to rise from the cellar this season. Playing in Denver gives them an advantage (they had the 2nd largest difference in Winning % from home to road games last season) and Mike Malone is a solid head coach who was fired for no reason last year (refraining from slamming Sacramento’s front office again).
Why Should They Be Your New Favorite Team? Although Malone’s teams aren’t usually the most fun to watch, it will be interesting to watch Faried play for a competent head coach again. Also, who doesn’t love Danilo Gallinari’s comeback story

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28- Portland Trailblazers


Believe me, it pains me to see the ‘Blazers this low as much as anyone. Here’s a team who started two All-Stars, two solid NBA starters, and a lockdown defender last season. It’s just not fair what happened to them. After losing 5 of their top 6 players in one off-season, this is the most questionable team in the league.
Of course Damian Lillard is one of the most exciting young players and is set to have his true breakout season this year, and Terry Stotts has done nothing but great things for Portland in the past, but picturing them winning any more than 27 games is nearly impossible. Like Denver, I don’t see Portland being a bottom-5 team for long (especially if they are able to acquire a top college prospect next year in either Ben Simmons or Jaylen Brown), but don’t expect to see Portland atop the Northwestern Division heading into the playoffs.
Why They Should Be Your New Favorite Team: Terry Stotts is a crafty head coach whose teams are fun to watch, and Damian Lillard can have his own Steph Curry moments at times. This team reminds me of the 2011 Golden State Warriors, and we all know how that turned out for them.

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     27- Los Angeles Lakers


As a Laker fan, 2015 was a tough season. With Kobe Bryant tearing a rotator cuff and #7 overall pick Julius Randle breaking his leg in garbage time of his first NBA game, some points of the season were simply unwatchable. To emphasize a point, there were times during the season where Ronnie Price and Carlos Boozer were playing heavy rotation minutes. In 2015.
Although the Lakers struck out with big name free agents like Kevin Love and LaMarcus Aldridge this offseason, improvements are coming. Roy Hibbert, Brandon Bass, and Lou Williams were acquired along with drafting potential superstar D’Angelo Russel. Jordan Clarkson (Western Conference Rookie of the Month last March) and Julius Randle will have full seasons to work with, and if this team can stay healthy, they are going to be at least somewhat competitive.
Why They Should Be Your New Favorite Team: Is this even a question? Now is the time to hop on the Lakers bandwagon and not have to deal with intensive hate. Plus, who can hate a team with Nick (sorry, "Nicholas") Young on it? Combine that with the chance of this being Kobe’s final year and the Lakers won’t be half-bad to watch this year.

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    26- Minnesota Timberwolves

Any Timberwolves fan will remember 2015 as a bittersweet season. The sweet being watching the growth of Andrew Wiggins, the dunk contest performance of Zach Levine, and the return of Kevin Garnett; the bitter being leading the league in injuries, resulting in players like Lorenzo Brown and Arinze Onuaku getting playing time.
Even though they’ll be healthy this season, are we really sure that will last? Ricky Rubio, Kevin Martin, and Garnett have a combined one healthy season in each of the last four. Pekovic’s career high in games played is 65.  While it’s optimistic to say that Minnesota’s improved health will translate into wins, history would tell us not to expect that. However, I’ve rated every team so far with a fully healthy season in mind, so I will do the same for Minnesota.
Why They Should Be Your New Favorite Team: Don’t make this too easy! Definitely the most young talent in one spot in the league, Wiggins, #1 overall pick Karl-Anthony Towns, and high-flying Zach Levine makes the T’Wolves a can’t miss team of 2016. Get well soon, Flip Saunders.

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  25- Brooklyn Nets


What’s going on in Brooklyn? After limping to the 8th seed and giving Atlanta a tough 1st round series, Brooklyn seems to be a total mess. There are positives, sure, like getting rid of below-average point guard Deron Williams and starting the season with a seemingly healthy Brook Lopez. But in comes Jarret Jack to replace Williams, and when have we ever been able to count on Lopez? And with their only consistent star Joe Johnson potentially on his way out after nearly being traded over the summer to Cleveland, it’s hard to be excited for Brooklyn’s upcoming season.
            The only thing Brooklyn has going for them is being in the worst division in the NBA. With 16 games (20% of the season) being played against the Celtics, 76ers, Knicks, and Raptors, and another 36 games being against other Eastern Conference teams, it’s easy to start adding wins. Brooklyn will have a month or two of solid NBA ball, but that’s all you have to look forward to.
            Why They Should Be Your New Favorite Team: If you can’t tell by the previous two paragraphs, there aren’t a lot of great things going on in Brooklyn these days. So why would you pick them as your favorite team this season? To echo Nets head coach Lionel Hollins, “I don’t know, man.”

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24- Orlando Magic


If there’s one statistic the Orlando Magic could lead the league in, it’s potential. Their roster, top to bottom, has more upside than any team in the NBA and they’re all healthy entering the season.  You may wonder why I consider them a cellar-dweller and not in the mix for an Eastern Conference playoff spot (which, let’s be honest, almost every team is in).
The reason is because that’s what we have thought entering the season for the past three years without any results. Tobias Harris, Nikola Vucevic, Victor Oladipo, and Evan Fournier have all been poised to make a leap for some time now, and I don’t see this being the season. I look for stretches in the previous season of dominant play, or major stretches by key players, and besides Elfird Payton grabbing consecutive triple doubles late in the season, this year will likely be another weak year for the Magic.
Why Should They Be Your Favorite Team: Well, I could be completely wrong. They have some freakish athletes and Victor Oladipo projects to be one of the best two-way players in the game over the next few seasons, so why not? I also look forward to the Scot Skiles coaching era in Orlando- he has proven to be a good nurturer of young talent after his stints with Phoenix, Chicago (rookies Luol Deng, Tyson Chandler, and Ben Gordon going on to become All-Star caliber players).

Make sure you check back next week as we examine the teams who are on the rise.

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